I should preface this with the fact that I love my job, but every now and again I'm utterly floored:
Hi, what's the information to login to my account?

Well that depends, what did you set it to be? What's that? Oh, that's right, I can't tell you what you set your password to because I have no idea what you set it to, sorry!
Naturally this is not how I professionally responded to the query, but every time someone asks me for their password I think almost the same thing and wonder if the asker has actually considered their question.